O Christmas Monkey!

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Oh Christmas Monkey
Oh Christmas Monkey!
Your playful antics please me.
Upon a bough we hear you squeal!
What missile now, banana peel!
Oh Christmas monkey!
Oh Christmas monkey!
Your playful antics please me!

Oh Christmas monkey
Oh Christmas monkey
Your reign of terror frightens me!
You start to screech, pull out my hair!
What have you grabbed? My underwear!
Oh Christmas monkey
Oh Christmas monkey
Your reign of terror frightens me!

Oh Christmas monkey
Oh Christmas monkey
Who’ll clean this mess you’ve ma-ade!
The walls are covered with your poo!
You flung the fish! Poinsettias too!
Oh Christmas monkey
Oh Christmas monkey
Who’ll clean this mess you’ve ma-ade!

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O Christmas Monkey (2012 version) written by John Shrader.
Special thanks to Sean Riley for help with the lyrics!

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